I expect you not to kick it or even like the people I don’t like. That’s not immature either. That’s called being loyal. Because if you’re butt buddies with motherfuckers I don’t like, the fuck you gonna do when they talk about me? Sit, look stupid, and nod or what? If you’re gonna do that then please don’t be in my vicinity because I am not responsible for the emotional and possibly physical damage I will inflict upon you.
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Bitch you gave us the work!
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hey i just met youand this is crazy
but here’s my number
so call me beep me if you wanna reach me
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how weird would it be if whales didnt need to live in the ocean and they just dragged themselves along the ground and we had to deal with whales just meandering around everywhere
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So the next time you piss me off, I can point my hand at you and shoot you.








